May 2013
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
haroldisdumb:
we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
lameborghini:
*stands on top of mount everest* *clears throat* I DON’T CARE
sorryforpartybarackin:
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
snapchatting:
my life would probably get 2 notes
beautyfrompainmikki:
…& this pain is too much to bare ,a lighter to my skin ,watching as the hairs of my arm burns off, as the skin falls off.
Because who could ever love a girl who burns herself?
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
googlehomo:
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
